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Three Short Words
We needed Nelson Mandela
They gave us Elizabeth Truss
A crushing disappointment for all the rest of us
We needed Mahatma Gandhi
They gave us Elizabeth Truss
Which was seriously worrying
When her judgement is so sus
We needed Angela Merkel
They gave us Elizabeth Truss
Stick a three-word slogan on a big red bus
Liz our Healer, our Leader our Giver
Chosen to Deliver...
Thursday 1st February 2024 12:35 pm
Dave's Back
When all around is crumbling
And there’s nothing left to save
And the economy is tumbling
It’s time to call for Dave
He’s super and he’s Tory
His haircut is so smart
He would be great on Jackanory
He just looks and sounds the part
He once called a referendum
That left us lonely and bereft
Wrote a memoir, an addendum
To a career lacking heft
He sat...
Monday 13th November 2023 6:12 pm
blablabla Teresa may
politics
a clever government scam
grabs everyone's attention
just a distraction
all words and no action
sorry that was too polite
the word to describe
lies
I can't bare
to sit and stare
at a tv and listen to the rubbish they say
bla bla bla Teresa may
brexit what the hell is brexit
what's all the fuss
"coz it's affecting us"
yes you are right it...
Tuesday 2nd April 2019 3:38 am
StreetScene
STREET SCENE
That’s a tanning studio
That’s a chippy
That’s a tanning studio
That’s a hairdressers
Empty shop
Empty shop
Empty shop
That’s a smoke free Wetherspoons
That’s a closed pub
That’s a closed pub
That’s a closed pub
That’s a couple strapped
for cash
That’s a family next door
whos...
Thursday 15th August 2013 1:08 am
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